"Have you ever looked at your cat, really looked at your cat, and wondered, just what lies behind those languid green eyes? As you look into those eyes, you may wonder, just what does a cat do? Well, I am a cat, and I am here to tell you, don’t believe everything you see. How am I writing this, you ask? Well, let that be my little secret. Cats have lots of little secrets, and I am about to let you in on some of them. But not all. After all, cats are mysterious, and we wouldn’t want to change that, would we?.."
